Mr. Beat Funk

I spend my days walking down the street
waving smiling at the good folks that meet
The perfect life, a gentleman too
No one's better, this I promise you
Can't help it's just the way I am
Solve problems with the wave of my hand
Help old ladies across the street
Of course you know I never miss a beat

My father would say:
"Don't let people get in your way
when you want what you want
you gotta do what you do
The best is waiting 'round the corner for you"

Oh weee oh weee ooo
Your body keeps telling me
Oh weee oh weee ooo
Let's chechechee
Oh weee oh weee ooo
A perfect fantasy for me now
I wanna hear ya say

Oh weee oh weee ooo
Your body keeps telling me
Oh weee oh weee ooo
Let's chechechee
Oh weee oh weee ooo
A perfect fantasy for me now
A perfect fantasy for me

My friends love me and so does your mom
I got more chicks than an animal farm
No need to brag 'cause that ain't me
But just admit you like what you see
I got the class, cars, the money too
Folks gonna hate on me
So darling, what's the use?
If I laughed at every joke I see
I'd die a tragic death of empathy

My father would say:
"Don't let people get in your way
when you want what you want
you gotta do what you do
The best is waiting 'round the corner for you"

Oh weee oh weee ooo
Your body keeps telling me
Oh weee oh weee ooo
Let's chechechee
Oh weee oh weee ooo
A perfect fantasy for me now
I wanna hear ya say

Oh weee oh weee ooo
Your body keeps telling me
Oh weee oh weee ooo
Let's chechechee
Oh weee oh weee ooo
A perfect fantasy for me now
A perfect fantasy for me now

Take it from me
There's no way I could be
Anyone else in this world
No way you'll find a more clever guy
Than the one right here
Yes I'm insecure
No never ever sure
But no one else could know
Because it's not part of the show
That I give when I walk through the streets
So careful that they never see the hidden parts of me
Just like a ship lost at sea

Oh weee oh weee ooo
Your body keeps telling me
Oh weee oh weee ooo
Let's chechechee
Oh weee oh weee ooo
A perfect fantasy for me now
I wanna hear ya say

Oh weee oh weee ooo
Your body keeps telling me
Oh weee oh weee ooo
Let's chechechee
Oh weee oh weee ooo
A perfect fantasy for me now
A perfect fantasy for me now
A perfect fantasy for me